cow milker


when receiving a bl-wj-b, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as f-ck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.
dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night

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