dried cow p–p
a person who smells like sh-t
what up cow nugget?
hey let’s start a fire with those cow nuggets
obsessive thoughts or overwhelming desire for something or someone, that causes a conflict struggle between meeting moral versus primitive needs/urges. crazymaking thinking can cause physical symptoms and is anxiety provoking; with dysfunctional behavior tendencies. it is an internal emotional struggle that with loss of control lends itself to self-doubt, fantasy and acting on risk taking […]
- cynically optimistic
when you’re really negative about something you’re actually looking forward to. marriage is the biggest mistake i can’t wait to make. it’s the only thing i’ve ever been cynically optimistic about.
short for “douche-beard.” an asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. with the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent. did you see that guy just walk in? […]
excessive indulgence in s-xual pleasures under the advice of/or prophecy of a high priest?priestess or higher god! extended meaning:its okay to enjoy yourself, orgy style i’m heading out for an absolutely debauchoracle evening.
- deer brinking
in deer hunting, the act of driving deer towards the brink of a cliff. in the stone age, hunters would drive the deer towards a cliff and collect the carcase at the bottom. in modern times, deer hunters can sometimes use spoonerism to turn ‘beer drinking’ into ‘deer brinking’. the older hunter told the young […]