COW Syndrome
cows- center of the world syndrome
someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. they truly believe that everyone actually gives a d-mn about every little thing that happens in their lives. these people also suffer from a tendency to post everything on facebook, literally everything…….
n-body cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the entire cast of jersey sh-r- & the kardashians suffer from cow syndrome
facebook statuses may consist of:
“i just cut my finger!”
“i miss my babe!”
“my babe just cooked dinner for me!”
“omg i just got these beautiful flowers!”
“just took a sh-t”
“had so much fun this weekend with my babe! we went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other’s eyes!”
“omg i’m so happy! i couldn’t be happier! life is wonderful!”
“let’s talk about me”-cow syndrome
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