Cow-Tail
when a girl takes a dump after having a load blown in her.
“d-mn girl, chris kept creamin’ me last night. i have been growing cow-tails all morning.
when you’re masterbating and all of a sudden you have explosive diarrhea. hence the mixture of the brown and white colors of the cowtail candy.
i was spanking it to a picture of your sister last night and totally got cowtail.
a mindless p-n-s. asin a b-tt.
my cow tail was placid yesterday
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