Cum Cooking


the most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men’s s-m-n/c-m in food to serve to your family and friends. if you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.
c-m cooking description:
“s-m-n is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of s-m-n is complex and dynamic. s-m-n is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. despite all of these positive qualities, s-m-n remains neglected as a food. this book hopes to change that. once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful s-m-n is in the kitchen. s-m-n is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. if you are a p-ssionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!”
the joyful art of cooking with s-m-n. s-m-n has been added to food for years but it was perfected by paul photenhauer in natural harvest in 2008.
thank you dear, i loved your c-m cooking! can i please get some creamy c-m crepes for dessert?

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