cow-worker
as a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. the differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. one is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scr-ps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. the other gives us milk.
“gary, do you have that report done i asked you for this morning?”
“moo.”
“okay, one more day, but after that you’re answering to the boss yourself.”
“moo.”
“you’d better hurry. we’re on a tight clock.”
“moo.”
“thanks…. g-d, i hate my cow-workers.”
slang term for an overwieght co-worker
thanks for the diet tip andee! i p-ssed it on to some of my cow-workers and they lost weight too!
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