Cowboy Hipster


those who spend their time shaving their facial hair in odd ways specifically for parties with themes you wouldn’t know about. they tuck their non-levi’s jeans into their vintage cowboy boots and stop at random ranches to take pictures with their canon rebel. often fans of miike snow, and spend their spare time making their own random songs on their iphone.
their diet mainly consists of taquitos and wine.
typically found in santa ynez, california, or in caves far far away from civilization.
wow, he’s wearing turquoise colored boots and has a camera around his neck? must be a cowboy hipster.

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