Cowcomanacorn
a cow crossed with a computer crossed with a banana crossed with a unicorn. it has a cow’s body, a computer for a head, a banana for a tail and a unicorn’s horn.
“this teacher is as confusing as a cowcomanacorn.”
“a what?”
“exactly”
or
“my favourite animal is a cowcomanacorn.”
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