Cowdouche
1. n.) a hybrid of two forms of insufferable douche: the cowboy and the frat-douche. typically can be seen with a wicker cowboy hat (often sponsored by coors light), expensive sungl-sses, and leather boots. rarely found with sleeves. feels a small tingle of pride upon hearing the chorus to “save a horse, ride a cowboy!”.
2. n.) matthew mcconaughey
“yeeehaw b-tches let’s get crazy up in this hootenanny! you art-f-gs gonna get your party on or what?”
“no thanks…….man, what a cowdouche.”
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