Cracker Magic


former preseason all american point guard for michigan state university, drew neitzel. magic johnson was magic but mr. neitzel is cracker magic.
cracker magic be ballin’, ain’t no one greater, when he’s finished you girl friend’s period is coming 9 months later.

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