CowPiig


cross between a cow ms.piggy and chihuahua’s -sscrack for a face.loves old mcdonald had a farm the song as much as the restaurant.uses bulk jar mayonaise for s-xual lubrication as a budget and mealtime.
‘cowpiig is the perfect mate for fat b-st-rd’
‘quick let’s run before they think were food’

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