Cowslap


cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. one which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. abrupt. to be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it’s muddy little gr-ss chewing face. it may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.
par example: “jesus christ did you just cowslap??”

“cowslap!”

“oh my god! i think i just did a cowslap”
a fruity fart which a friend makes.
i just cow slapped

i had a cow slap

i need to cow slap

did you just cow slap?

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