Cowsquatch


a digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.

a fat f-cking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government -ssistance programs, rather then get a job.

a useless c-nt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate b-st-rds every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.

a 2 1/2 ton b-tch who yells and screams at her f-cktard kids rather then get her fat -ss up and wobble across the room to discipline them.
“tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it’s already noon.”

“make that cowsquatch get off her fat -ss and get a job and support her own little b-st-rds.”

“no wonder those kids are f-cktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother.”

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