Cowsta


a large hemorrhoid located on the left side of the -n-s. typically caused by innate brain cell deficiency or brain damage. has a mortality rate of 97% and is extremely contagious. symptoms are described as loss of intelligence and a general sense of worthlessness. the only cure is complete eradication of the body, effectively cremation.
“john got a case of cowsta, and we had to put him down.”

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