cowturds


aka dallas cowboys one of the worst f-cking teams in nfl history now they may have 5 lombardi trophys but according to me they have only 2 because when crackheads like michael irvin get the trophy for you it just dosent count you may have terrell owens but before preseason ends he will just start b-tchin’ ’bout how the qb bledsobadly throws to him and knowing the tuna he will fire his -ss
go redskins cowboys suck
t-rds fan: we swept you so many times

skins fan: yeah well we swept you last season

t-rds fan: so thats only once

skins fan: you cowt-rds fans are stuck in the past

t-rds fan: duh what can we do about it

skins fan: you can get your head out of your -ss

t-rds fan: (removes head from -ss)

skins fan: heres to another season where the skins sweep the t-rds

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