coxswain ass


the itchy burning skin malady one gets from sitting on a boat all day with wet b-tt, with cotton shorts being the worst. often experienced by c-xswains, but may also be experienced by anyone who spends a lot of time sitting in sailboats, skiboats, canoes, etc. note that the proper pr-nunciation of “c-xswain” is “c-cks’in”.
after a long day of water skiing, everyone had a bad case of c-xswain -ss.

stop the boat for a minute, i need to stand up, that c-xswain -ss is driving me nuts!

during that canoe trip in deliverance, i’m guessing that ned beatty wasn’t the only one that had a case of the c-xswain -ss.

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