coyote nightmare
nightclub or urban slang. when a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.
after a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having s-xual relations that might not have otherwise sober. when one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they’ve made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). hence the term “coyote nightmare.”
man….she was a coyote nightmare.
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