Cozmo complainer


an individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) … this person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl
dude you had one beer, stop being a cozmo complainer

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