CPA
“certified piece of -ss” “certified phat -ss” describes someone with an incredibly attractive -ss. a.k.a. badonkadonk
tasha is a cpa with her big ole b-tt.
reffering to someone as a — cutie pie with an -ss
dude 1: yo that chick is mad cute bro.
dude 2: i know bro shes a c.p.a
dude 1: wait you mean shes a certified public accountant
dude 2: no dumb-ss shes a cutie pie with an -ss.
essentially caps misspelled on purpose to show direct ignorance and stupidity. often used on forums to “troll”
omg halo is teh mostest best game cuz it has pew pew gunz and such!!1!cpas
certified public -sshole, someone who has dedicated his life to making other people miserable. a cpa can be a bully, a gossip, a trouble maker or any type of jerk who enjoys making others suffer. they always seem to do well at others expense, and secretly regard everyone else as lower life forms.
life got much better after the cpa left.
consistent piece of -ss… when you just don’t want to take her home to meet mom and dad.
she aint my girlfriend but we have a regular thing going… were like eachothers cpa’s
stands for: cactus pr-cker acadumpia
a ridiculous horrible impossible exam that makes me want to kill myself and have s-x with fat chicks m-ffin tops, even skinny fat girls look good.
goldberger “did you see the girl i f-cked?”
kamlet “yea dude, she was 400lbs, must have been the results of the c p a”
abbreviation for central pennsylvania or central pennsylvanian. used to describe something redneck or hick.
“that’s cpa” referring to guy wearing a hunting jacket to school
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