cpap woody
the incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a cpap sleep apnea machine.
example sentence: although the cpap’s face mask ruled out the possibility of a tahitian face maskbefore bed, allison did enjoy riding that uber cpap woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her -ss
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