CPI
the cost per insertion, referring to the price required in order to complete intercourse with someone of the opposite s-x. normally worked out by adding overheads such as meals, cinema tickets, travel etc. then dividing by the number of times one has had s-x with that person. a low cpi obviously denotes a sl-t while a high one denotes a high maintenance girlfriend or expensive hooker.
dave: what you’re girlfriend like?
sam: well she’s certainly no cheap sl-t, with a cpi of 120 quid i may as well get a hooker.
dave: yeah, my bird’s much better, cpi of 20 and i get to take her up the sh-tpipe.
consumer price index; a value determined by the us goverment which gives the relative value of goods and service. currently in 1982-1983 dollars.
the cpi of 1982-1983 is 100 denoting that during 1982-1983 goods in services cost $100 in 1982-1983 dollars
columns per inch, but dpi is mostly used today
“i got a 1600 cpi mouse!”
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