crab-cock
dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck horse c-ck for losing.
brockhaurd: “its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail.”
wesley sakamoto: “crab-c-ck.”
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