Crab-Herps
1. an illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. most likely found on those who choose not to shower.
2. what you tell someone your ex has.
dwayne: man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
shawn: you got the “crab-herps” from the girl down the hall, too?
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