Crab-Hound
something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (in most cases, both occur simultaneously).
“i may be drunk, but i’m going to pee all over that crab-hound if she p-sses out in my apartment…”
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