a man or woman who chooses there partner for s-x very badly and in the end always ends up with crabs
crab master: i think your just a crab master because this is like the seventh time this week
- Douche McFagqueer
a sentient being who is a stupid h-m-s-xual. (proper noun) that douche mcf-gqueer we saw at taco bell is my biological father. that group of children over there are a bunch of douche mcf-gqueer’s, except for that little girl on the end, i made sweet love to her in many positions, mostly derived from the […]
to fart during -n-l s-x. farting whilst engaging in -n-l s-x. to blow gas past p-n-s whilst engaging in -n-l s-x, backdrafting the gas to fart into each other b-ttholes wow backdrafting is soooooo hot
been there done that got the t-shirt and wore it out leah: i had s-x with will last night! jake: btdtgttsawio
the end of the world by bukkake. the fifth rider of the apocalypse brings bukkakelypse
the single female target of a group of male -j-c-l-t–n(s). that bukkakette sure liked taking multiple shots to the face last night.