crab muncher


a man who gives oral s-x to a woman with pubic lice.
“i was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the cl-t. i said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. this made me a crab muncher”

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