crab net
a girl who has had more c-ck than brokeback mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or magic club. this person tends to be either the town wh-r- or the quiet “girl next door” who has secretly f-cked every tom, d-ck and harry in a 50 mile radius. synonyms: c-m dumpster, gutter sl-t, c-ck queen, cootie catcher, crotch cracker
“oh my god, you slept with her! she is such a crab net.”
“the crab net just walked into the bar. what do you think she will snag tonight?”
“you don’t want to sleep with him, he’s gotten himself caught up in a crab net.”
a s-xual act; when a man inserts his scr-t-m and testes into a woman’s -n-s, tugging repet-tively.
jose didn’t walk straight for a week after he and rachel tugged them some crab net.
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