crab people
1) a civilazation that has lived underground for 1,000 years
2) disquised as the “queer eye for a straight guy” guys
3) tastes like crab, talks like people
a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic p-ss-es by having them emulate the metros-xual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, “queer eye for the straight guy”
dr. zoidberg, the doctor on futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future
something that lurks inside every gay person.
if the whole world turns gay, blame crabpeople…
crabpeople live on mars. they eat cottagecheese. crabpeople spend all their time on msn because they’re idiots. they like to listen to nelly, and bette middler techno remixes.
trent reznor. dennis rodman. your uncle.
the genus of the current first captain of the united states corps of cadets….monotone voice and a quest for world domination are markers of this species
crab people…crab people…taste like crab, talk like people
it is -ssumed crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. that is incorrect. in fact the crab people simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.
did you hear sarah palin’s response about death panels? she must be a crab people
greg is such a n-gg-rdly crab people
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