Crab Smacked


the act of having s-x with a girl who has crabs who dosen’t tell you, and when you find out midway through s-x, you c-ck slap the girl
orny: “dude your date last night had crabs from f-cking me.”
randy: “i know, which is why i crab smacked her.”
orny: “totally rad brah!!!

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