crab walk



after beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your c-m, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don’t want to spill any c-m on the floor.
pervert: i just exploded on to myself, but i need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. i better commence my crab walkin’.
a s-x position in which the guy lies on his back and the girl lies on her back on top of him propping herself up as if she was doing the crab walk, and the guy f-cks her from below while rubbing her cl-t. also known as “the australian” (cuz you f-ck her from down under).
dude, i just crab walked the t-ts off this b-tch!
the awkward sideways shuffle to find a towel or other such object to wipe away any mess left by the one night stand with yourself.

the body is arched over so no residue falls to the floor. the sideways movement decreases wind resistance thus minimizing.

the name crabwalk is derived from the frantic shuffling side to side in an attempt to find a towel before the mess h-ts the floor, resembling a startled crab.

can also be used after a bad night of kfc or cask wine when ones b-tt cheeks need to be clenched together as the subject shuffles sideways to the toilet in a hurry
“what was all that ruckus last night bro? did you bring a sloot home?”

“nah i was watching glee and one thing led to another but i left my c-m rag on the other side of the room, had to crabwalk over to find it”
a lame dance move that is a pathetic attempt to get a girl in tha club
ay u see that chump crabwalkin that girl he deffinatly aint funna hit dat
s-x move in which two in crabwalk position with d-ck in p-ssy
i gave her the crabwalk !
a 1337 -ss glitch in the game gears of war. its a very simple glitch that is usually done by n00bz and h4xx0rz alike! its pretty funny looking and its even more funny when ur playing a ranked match and no one on the other team can do it so you go ahead and do it just to p-ss them off 🙂

it is often done on t3h map gridlock and it can also be called the roadie run….
707al n00b – how do u crabwalk?

sw33t haxxer – down a, really quickly………..
the area between the -n-s and pubic region commonly traversed by pubic lice. see also, taint.
i don’t mind when you lick my b-lls, but stay the h-ll away from my crabwalk!

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