crab wank


when one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his c-ck soo tightly it goes purple and tears the f-ck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin
yo bruv transn-gg-r do u want to join me for a crab w-nk over some -ss f-cking micheal f-cking a 6 year old p-rn and then after platting a dirty -ss hole then find micheal the f-cking spastic -ss licking f-cking c-nt herion addict trans n-gg-r b-tch then deck the mother f-cking four eyed blind h-m- f-ggot

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