Crabbing

most of the time this is a female by herself at the bar, sometimes she brings a friend. she sits there waiting for anything free; c-cktails, shots, money, drugs, food… posting selfies to social forums, flirting, playing man like violin.
“have you seen lindsay?”
“it’s friday night, she’s probably crabbing at the bar.”
when a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.
“i went into the urinals and there was no one there so i did a bit of crabbing”

“my attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look”
the act of catching, or “fishing” for crabs.
let’s take your boat out and go crabbing this weekend.
the way in which a person walks sideways, particularly in a nervous situation or when feelings of anxiety overcome the body.
peter: hey greg wtf just happened back there?

greg: i dunno dude, when ever i’m walking in public on my own, especially shopping malls i get nervous and just start crabbing down the isles.
a type of scratching that involves rapid cutting with the crossfader and takes months to master. dj qbertand the x-cuitoners’ tracks are a good example of a crabbing.
dj qbert uses crabbing in alot of his mixes. crabbing is a good way to win in a dj battle.
when a crab decides to inflict itself (perhaps, it’s aura) upon someone. to crab them up.
i’m crabbing you up, man!
similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.
did you see zoidberg crabbing last night on futurama?
a s-xual act in which the ‘crabber’ has a p-n-s in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. crabbing can also include a third p-n-s performing penetrative s-x, usually an act -ssociated with a female ‘crabber’ rather then male.
i love having two c-cks at once, crabbing is my favourite hobby