when you’ve been with a girl for a short period of time and she starts to turn into a crazy b-tch wanting all of your time, money and affection.
joe: hey frank, wanna hang out?
frank: nah i cant.. i got a crab-tch.
joe: man thats a f-cking prado
- Crab Magnet
a hor, sl-t that attracts crabs in the genital area she is such a ‘crab magnet’
a c.r.a.b. sanctioned crabbing tournament in grand chenier, louisiana where teams compete for prizes and bragging rights as the best crabber in southwest louisiana. bon temps bateau was the winning team for crabstravaganza 2010.
- Cracker Porn
“reality tv” for rednecks, such as “duck dynasty” or “honey boo boo”. you don’t have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker p-rn, but it helps! i don’t watch that s-$t personally, but i am looking forward to the inevitable real-p-rn parody “d-ck dynasty”. or maybe just “f&#k dynasty”. i’m not sure which way they’ll […]
- crack mohawk
brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh jack: “yah that movie was cool.” brianna: “crack mohawk”
the condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack. jim: do you think rob ford should still be the mayor of toronto? bob: sure! rob ford is the man !!! jim: well, i certainly don’t think so! bob: yeah. that’s because you, jim … yes, you sir […]