crabman
a person with horrendously lacking personal hygiene. most crabmen, or crabbies, tend to have to long greasy hair, neckbeards, excessive amounts of fat and hubris. the best way to identify a crabman from a disgusting person is the noxious aroma surrounding said crabby, often having a radius of 3 meters or more.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, son, look at that crabman over there! i can smell him from across the hallway!
awesome stunt, where a good looking male walks with his arms tangled around his legs he such way that he looks like a crab.
omg! i can’t believe mike is doing the crabman again!
more commonly known as james or peng
or
a man with crabs
or
that guy off my name is earl
“man i would love crabman to pour whiskey in to my dry v-g-n-!
” ew you had s-x with amy, your a crabman now!”
” hey crabman off my name is earl…”
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