crabshacking
storing several loads of s-m-n inside your v-g-n-, until it begins to smell like the ocean or seaside, then trying to put that v-g-n- on someone’s face.
man: what smells like a fish market?
woman: i’m crabshacking you when we get home!
when someone posts images that aren’t them on a dating site or app (see cat-fishing), but you still fly across the country to meet them, you end up sleeping with them, and get crabs.
“so i met this hot girl on tinder, she sent me shots of herself in a bikini, we made plans for me to fly to chicago to meet her, and then i got crabs. textbook crabshacking.”
“i couldn’t help myself. he was so cute and sent me hipsterp-rn. i had to crabshack that fool.”
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