Crack a fat
phrase, to “crack a fat”, to get an erection.
possibly related to the british phrase to “crack one off”, to m-st-rb-t- successfully.
“crack a fat” is commonly used in australia.
the teacher wanted me to solve the equation on the blackboard, but i’d cracked a fat (being 15 and all) and was afraid to stand up.
to obtain or gain an erection
aussie phrase
“he was so drunk he couldn’t even crack a fat”
to obtain an erection, or hard on
dont crack a fat over her cuz she will look like her mother in 10 years
to achieve an erection
jak couldn’t crack a fat! how embar-ssing
what happens to me when your mother enters the room
d-mn i’m gonna need a cold shower after this!
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