crack a rat
a method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. similar to the australian phrase of “opened your lunch.” people no longer have to say “he farted.”
dude, who cracked a rat? jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?
ah man, i just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!
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1. an event or item that catches the attention of caucasians, usually resulting in those said people being ripped off by shady sellers 2. to lure white people into paying for something not worth what they are spending 1. “dude, the white lady at that flea market bought five pairs of gucci knock-offs!” “yeah, that […]
- crack weasel
an extreme brown noser that thrives to get thier nose a little further up the bosses -ss look at that toupin over there, he’s such a crack weasel.
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can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of cr-ptastic events; something with a bounty of cr-ptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer. a relative to the slang adjective cr-ptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of “extravaganza”. “that disney […]
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forming your hand into a flat palm (like a credit card) and breaking through the gooch to form one big slot using repeated stabbing motions, as if trying to insert your card into a faulty bank machine. 1: credit bang royal rumble? 2: h-ll’s yeah!!! (ace of spades) “man, i credit banged that b-tch so […]