Crack Attacked


when one’s pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their b-ttocks and or the crack of their b-ttocks.
clara: alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

becca: oh man, she’s always doing that. you have to be careful when you sit behind her.

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