Crack Biscuits


a slang name for ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. once you’ve started eating them, it’s impossible to stop.
helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. sometimes it’s fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she’s eaten one, she’ll have to finish the whole pack.

then she won’t eat for two weeks and go running every day.

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