crack couple


a pairing of two people or characters that you would never expect to be romantically compatible. crack couples are usually meant to be funny, but sometimes they actually happen.
dom: matthew bellamy and kate hudson… what a crack couple… it’ll never las-whuuuu????? she’s pregnant!?!?!?!

…………………………………………………………………-tear-

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