crack cunt
a females inability to successfully urinate despite frequent trips to the toilet. this typically occurs after the comsumption of a large amount of drugs.
a similar phenomenom occurs in men called crack c-ck.
“i must have crack c-nt. i sat on the toilet for ten minutes without p-ssing.”
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