Crack dick slap


when the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.
jim: olivia what happened to your face.

olivia: my boyfriend just crack d-ck slaped me in the face

jim: yep i can see that

olivia: f-ck you jim

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