Crack-fil-A


crack-fil-a is an american fast food restaurant chain headquartered in the atlanta suburb of college park, georgia, specializing in crack sandwiches.

some say the sandwiches contain chicken, but this is incorrect. due to the addictive nature of crack-fil-a sandwiches, it has been conclusively determined that they contain a large percentage of crack cocaine chemically modified to be fully metabolized through ingestion.

generally, the sandwiches also contain two or three small pickle slices.

recently, crack-fil-a restaurants have become meccas for h-m-s-xual individuals looking for an accepting location to engage in consensual s-xual relations with other members of the same gender.
“i was going to shoot up some heroine, but decided it was easier to just eat a sandwich at the crack-fil-a.”

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