crack hat


something to say when a person is being a dumb-ss.

having your head shoved so far up your b-tt crack, you could wear it for a hat. deriative from the popular insults “to have your head up your -ss” or “-ss hat”.
g-d d-mn, you’re a crack hat!
like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine
james: i just pictured you in a beer hat
lucy: why not a crack hat?
something to say when a person is being a dumb-ss.

having your head shoved so far up your b-tt crack, you could wear it for a hat. deriative from the popular insults “to have your head up your -ss” or “-ss hat”.
g-d d-mn, you’re a crack hat!

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