crack her


to have s-x with a chick, to essentially crack her open.
first guy: yo dude, did you see jessica last night? she was looking hot as f-ck. i wanna crack her.
second guy: yeah man, she went home with me last night and i cracked her.
get a mug for your bunkmate jovana.

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