crack mansion


a more upscale place for one to smoke one’s crack.
crack head: no more cheap crack houses for me!

(crack head goes to the front gate of the crack mansion with his three hundred tricky d-ck fun bucks.

butler: very good, sir. shall i pre-warm sir’s crack pipe?
refers to a place in high society where people go to buy and smoke crack. — as made famous in the show futurama.
now that i’m rich i will no longer have to sit around in that crack house; i can goto a crack mansion and be waited on hand and pipe.

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