crack of crack


several hours earlier than the crack of dawn. specifically, when you have to get up really early in the morning. see also dark times.
my flight’s at 6:00 am and i gotta be a the airport at the crack of crack tomorrow!
if the crack-of-dawn is early, then the crack-of-the-crack-of-dawn is even earlier. hence, crack-of-crack.
i gotta get up at the crack-of-crack tomorrow ’cause i’m driving to bakersfield. no chappelle show for me!

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