crack one out
to m-st-rb-t-
see also: w-nk, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
john cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.
to lascerate your c-ck while ‘watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of’ hot s-xy women.
masturbation in laymans terms.
james: “im going home for a w-nk.”
tim: “haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy b-st-rd, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the c-m into her back too much again”.
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