Crack Raid


the act of rushing in at a male or group of males and taking them down quickly in order to steal their female counterparts. often involves a kick to the back of the knees, a boot to the neck and a lot of yelling.

a successful crack raider will move in quick, take down the target(s), obtain the objective, and get out before neighbors know what happened.

due to the suddenness and urgency encomp-ssing the discovery of the objective and the need to remove it quickly, a warrant is not needed before a raid.
“dude look at the jabronies that those cute chicks are here with. we should totally run a crack raid and holler at at those girls!”

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