Crack Slide
to repeatedly thrust or slide the p-n-s between the two globes of a woman’ -ss. the crack slide is preferably performed on women with large b-ttocks and loads of -ss cleavage. basically it is the -ss version of the t-tty f-ck.
i would crack slide the sh-t out of kim kardashian’s huge booty!
a term used for when one puts their hand in another’s b-tt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the b-tt.
i just couldn’t resist to crackslide her because of her huge b-tt.
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